12-23-08

“It used to be a baseball mitt and a puppy. now it’s gold plated Ugg boots. it’s killing us up there sir…it’s killing us.”

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12-20-08

The Bush administration said it would provide a total of $17.4 billion in loans for GM and Chrysler. As part of the bailout, GM and Chrysler will have to open their books to the government and meet restructuring targets such as reducing their debt and hammering out deals with the United Auto Workers to cut labor costs.

Ford gets to keep their books closed and away from the government nitwits and in the end will certainly benefit from the deals and concessions made with union workers and parts suppliers as a result of GM and Chrysler opting to receive taxpayer money “to save their businesses.” In addition the company secures a 9 billion dollar line of credit through the government at a much lower interest rate than they could ever get “on the outside” but feel confident they may not have to tap into that option. Smart move Ford and damn fine video.

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12-13-08

Wait just a minute here I thought the liberals despised the big greedy corporations in this country? You know like GM, Chrysler and Ford. Those nasty evil corporations that plunder the environment of raw materials to build stuff, turn an insanely huge profit on the backs of struggling workers barely getting by on low pay and anemic fringe benefits all the while lining the pockets of all those rich and rascally Republicans.

The liberals and domestic autoworker union members are bellyaching all over the place about the Senate voting down the automaker bailout bill and of course blaming the Republicans for its demise. (While these union people lash out only at the Republicans that voted against the bill and not the Democratic senators that were opposed to it they fail to mention their union gave $1.9 million to Democrats but only $11,500 to Republicans in the 2008 election cycle.) In actuality if the Democrats that voted NO and the ones that didn’t vote at all would have stepped up, including Harry Reid the Senate majority leader, and all voted YES it would have been a done dealeo since at least 10 Republicans voted against the wishes of the American people and followed the herd for passage of this abomination.
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12-02-08

The CEOs for the Big Three automakers are getting ready to re-pitch their hopes for a taxpayer bailout to the world’s largest piggy bank, also known as our U.S. Congress, throughout this week. When these guys showed up with their tin cups and pet monkeys last month they ran into a bit of criticism by those holding the purse strings for having the audacity of arriving in Washington via private jets. Keep in mind those doing the hand slapping and finger pointing are the same folks that spent 621 million dollars (nearly nine times the original budget) on the brand spanking new Capitol Visitors Center so our esteemed Congressional representatives don’t have to smell stinky tourist who stop by to see how our government “works.”

When the CEOs first came to Washington looking to snag a nice round 25 billion dollar share of taxpayer money giveaways they were astonished to find out that a few people wanted to know what their game plan was to turn things around in their businesses so this chunk of change they were asking for wouldn’t simply go *poof*. “Ah, what? A game plan? Gee we didn’t think of bringing that!”
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11-13-08

If only we could have had the lamestream media feel the same way towards him.

US Constitution, Article II, Section 1

“No person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President; neither shall any Person be eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty-five Years, and been fourteen Years a Resident within the United States.”

That’s it. That’s all there is to it as far as the eligibility requirements to run for and hold the office of President of the United States.

No candidate background checks.

No spousal background check.

No birth certificate checks.

No verification of anything.

I guess the founding fathers figured the future populace would be bright enough to ensure that anyone with an untoward history would not make it all the way to the top so they didn’t spell it out to a ‘T’ in the Constitution. Too bad they didn’t, dammit.
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11-12-08

Finally! An easy to follow guide to assist everyone in getting their grubby greedy little paws on their “fair share” of the taxpayer funded Bush administration mandated free cash giveaway. Three generations of people that haven’t even been born yet will be paying the price for this (and many others to come later) fiasco but who cares let’s all live for today!

Lines out in front of the White House are long but the payoff is well worth it. Get a jump on the automakers and American Express and simply follow the easy steps outlined in this book. Save time and effort by using the preprinted forms in the back of the book and you will quickly be on your way to untold amounts of free cash! Printed in over 50 different languages this guide is a must have but you gotta hurry as time is limited.

Cost? Forget about it, the Obama “Office of the President Elect” has your back on this one.

If you just can’t wait for the book to arrive download the application here and start rollin’ in the dough even sooner!

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10-31-08

Helen Jones-Kelly, the director of Ohio’s Department of Jobs and Family, and anyone connected with the snoopergate scandal surrounding Joe the Plumber in Ohio, should be looking for new employment…. like yesterday. This Obama fan who has contributed the maximum to his campaign is one of the people behind what should be a clearly illegal background search of Joe Wurzelbacher aka Joe the Plumber of Obama’s “spread the wealth around” fame. Here is a guy minding his own business playing with his son in his front yard when the Obama circus came rolling down the street.

As Obama was shaking hands and fibbing to all of Joe’s neighbors they had an infamous (for Obama) exchange in the middle of the street. Many have seen and heard a tiny snippet of the exchange however this video puts it in much better perspective.

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9-27-08

It’s getting old. The continuous stream of left wing hacks led by Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Chris Dodd and Barney Frank et al trotting in front of the TV cameras….and lying their collective asses off concerning this “financial crisis” that was created, fostered and ultimately barfed all over the American citizens by the Democrats. Much of the blame for the misinformation can be laid at the feet of what some people refer to as professional reporters. These people often leave us shaking our heads not for what they asked these pathological fibbers but for what they DIDN’T ask. I’m sure I am joined by a large group of awfully intelligent taxpayers that spend a great deal of time yelling the questions we would like to have thrown at these purveyors of B(ovine) S(catology) helplessly at our high def flat panel Sonys, our pets staring up at us like we have truly lost our marbles.
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9-22-08

So, the meltdown on Wall Street has exposed Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac and the Jimmy Carter Community Reinvestment Act for what they really were. Another Democrat handout to people that wouldn’t otherwise qualify to buy a home and a terrific source of campaign cash and suitcases full of money for the party and their cronies. Oh sure we hear the real problem was actually credit conundrums, stocks swings, derivative deviations, bond bombs, Republican deregulation of banks and investment firms and of course the ubiquitous “it’s all Bush’s fault” from the “never at fault for anything” Democrats.” What is really infuriating to conservatives is this constant drumbeat of lies and redirection from the truth brought by the Democrats and their buddies in the mainstream media. Keep pounding that drum, get some help from the Washington Post, New York Times, msnbc et al and eventually it appears to be reality. Facts be damned.
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