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Ted Kennedy To Hawk His Memoirs For $1000 A Copy

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It has been reported that Senator Ted Kennedy received an eight million dollar advance for his memoirs he titled “True Compass,” and the publisher plans on offering for sale a limited run of one thousand copies of the book for a laughable $1,000 apiece. Unless this thing comes with a $1,500 rebate it looks like […]

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Tuesday July 14th

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This technology stuff is starting to get out of hand. Whatever they can use on the bad guys they can use on the rest of us and they will, eventually. Miniature robots could be good spies, but researchers now are experimenting with insect cyborgs or “cybugs” that could work even better. Scientists can already control […]

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Monday July 13th

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71 year old paperboy decides it’s time to hang up his handlebar bags. North Carolina’s longest-running paperboy retired on Sunday. Billy Joe Smith, 71, got up for work at 2:30 a.m. seven days a week for 41 years, reported WXII-TV in Winston-Salem. Smith, who lives in East Bend, N.C., got up Sunday morning and delivered […]

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Barrack Muluka To Barack Obama–Kenya Will Do Just Fine Without You

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As I read through the accompanying article I couldn’t help but get the feeling that the writer, Barrack Muluka, had so much more to tell us about Barack Hussein Obama but for some reason decided, or maybe someone made the decision for him, to hold something back. One thing is certain, Muluka is no fan […]

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New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin Wants Displaced Residents To Claim The City As Home On 2010 Census

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Remember how the left wingers got their panties all up in a wad last month when Republican Representative Michele Bachmann said that due to the participation of that seriously shady organization ACORN and the fact she felt the governments’ queries had become way too intrusive, her and her family would limit their responses on their […]

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Sunday July 12th

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Sh*t! Son of a B%$ch! Muthafruker! G*d da*n it! OK I feel better now. Scientists have discovered that uttering swear words can help to lessen the feeling of physical pain. The study by researchers at Keele University found that volunteers were able to withstand pain for longer when they swore compared to when they used […]

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Humongous Carbon Footprint Blows Apart Bono, U2's Dubious Environmental Concerns

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During a nearly two week tour of Africa in May of 2002 by Bono (real name Paul David Hewson, the lead singer of the rock band U2) and then U.S. Treasury Secretary Paul O’Neill, Bono made a crack about the secretary saying he is, “the man in charge of America’s wallet…and I want to open […]

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CA Woman Sues Tiny Restaurant Because It Cannot Accommodate Her Disability

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Well actually Kimberly Block and her lawyer, Jason K. Singleton, have sued several businesses this year claiming the buildings they operate their establishments out of, and in some cases even their parking lots, are in conflict with the Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA), legislation which was originally signed into law by president George H.W. Bush […]

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Friday July 10th

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Dress up like a cow and get free chow at Chick-Fil-A on Friday July 10th. Get ready to moo! Chick-Fil-A is offering free combo meals for breakfast, lunch or dinner to customers who come into any of its restaurants dressed as a cow. The fast food chain is calling the promotion “Cow Appreciation Day.” Let’s […]

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Websites Scramble To Alter And Scrub Info Concerning Hospital Where Obama Was Allegedly Born

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Hooo-weeee did World Net Daily.com get em up and scrambling or what? As more and more time passes and as more and more information is uncovered it becomes less and less likely that Barack Hussein Obama Jr. was born in the state of Hawaii as he and his minions and fanatical supporters say he was […]

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