Tuesday May 26th

French cop has enough of his wife’s fooling around, tracks down bedroom rival and lops off the guy’s willy with a box cutter. Ouch.

A French policeman has been charged with “a barbarous act of torture and mutilation” after he lopped off his wife’s lover’s genitals with a box cutter, Strasbourg prosecutors said on Monday. The 43-year-old father-of-five faces a maximum of 30 years in jail and is on suicide watch after handing himself in to his colleagues following Saturday’s attack, according to officials involved in the inquiry.

Woman takes a swing at security personnel with a two month old baby in a car seat when she is approached about shoplifting at Wal Mart. Oh and the baby’s mom is in trouble too.

A Memphis woman accused of throwing a 2-month-old boy at a Wal-Mart security guard who suspected her of shoplifting faces child abuse and assault charges, police said Monday. Camilla Fields, 26, is charged with one felony count of child abuse and neglect and one count of assault. She reportedly swung a car seat holding an infant at a security guard last Wednesday, after he accused her of stealing from the Wal-Mart at 3950 Austin Peay.

Mike Tyson’s little daughter in critical condition and on life support after being found at home with a cord around her neck.

The 4-year-old daughter of legendary boxer Mike Tyson is in critical condition after a family member found her hanging from a cord. Monday around 10:30 a.m., Phoenix Police and paramedics were called out to Tyson’s home in the 6100 block of 10th Ave in Phoenix on reports of an unresponsive child.

Couple playing some idiotic “stripping” game arrested for throwing rocks at vehicles from overhead bridge.

State troopers have arrested two people suspected of damaging at least 14 vehicles by throwing baseball-sized rocks onto them from a railroad trestle over Interstate 5 as a part of a stripping game. Washington State Patrol Trooper Guy Gill said 23-year-old Joshua N. Sizemore and 18-year-old Amanda L. Madison were tossing large rocks from the trestle near Bridgeport way about midnight.

A 38 year old police officer driving drunk crashes police cruiser into tree. For some reason he had three 18 year old girls inside the vehicle at the time.

Police say a City of Elkhart police officer was arrested for operating a vehicle while intoxicated after he was involved in an accident late Sunday along County Line Road. Officer Benjamin Kruszynski, 38, crashed an Elkhart City squad car into a tree near the intersection of Brummitt and Ash roads about 11:10 p.m. There were four passengers in the car at the time — a 43-year-old male and three 18-year-old females, according to police.

British couple celebrate 81 years of marriage.

They credit a little arguing and a happy outlook, but whatever the secret is to a long-lasting marriage Frank and Anita Milford must be doing something right as they celebrate their 81st wedding anniversary today. Devoted Frank Milford, 101, and wife Anita, 100, tied the knot on May 26, 1928, after meeting at a YMCA dance. The pair already hold the record for the UK’s longest living marriage and say their secret is ‘a little argument every day’.

Bee swarm traps people inside New York store.

Thousands of bees swarmed outside a New York City game store, trapping employees inside for hours. Worried employees looked out the window of the Manhattan store while talking on the phone as the bees clustered Saturday afternoon. A sign in the window warned: “Look! … closed due to bee infestation.”

Break dancing 73 year old vying for big money on Britain’s Got Talent show has been collecting disability payments for bum leg.

A 73-YEAR-OLD breakdancer looming as a genuine threat to Susan Boyle’s Britain’s Got Talent hopes has come under fire for claiming disability handouts. Fred Bowers has wowed millions of viewers by spinning, flipping and rolling himself into contention for the £100,000 ($204,000) top prize, with top judge Simon Cowell sending the “absolutely brilliant” retiree through to the semi-final.

Street racing at 100 mph costs future Air Force Academy recruit his life.

A Conroe High School football player was killed less than a week shy of graduation in a crash police said may have resulted from street racing and in which a teammate was driving. Jordan Wilson, 17, who had been accepted into the U.S. Air Force Academy, was a passenger in a car that was traveling more than 100 mph when it crashed on the shoulder of a dark, curving road, Conroe Police Lt. Robert Yetter said Monday.

Former steroid using major league baseball player Jose Conseco gets his ass handed to him in his first mixed martial arts contest.

Jose Canseco came out swinging but didn’t last long in his debut in mixed martial arts. The former Oakland Athletics slugger was defeated by South Korean super heavyweight Hong Man Choi by a knockout just 1 minute, 17 seconds into the first round at Yokohama Arena. The referee stopped the fight when the 7-foot-2, 330-pound Choi knocked Canseco to the mat and started punching his head.

Microsoft going after Google with revamped search engine code named ‘Bing.’ I prefer ‘Scroogle’ myself.

Microsoft is hoping “Bing” will put some zing into its languishing search engine. The software giant is set to unveil a broad revamp of its Live Search engine at an industry gathering that starts today in San Diego, and the name that Microsoft is expected go with for the new service is Bing.

CA Supreme Court upholds Proposition 8, marriage is between a man and a woman, but allows all “gay marriages” performed prior to the passing of the law. There is NO doubt the gay people will be back next year in an attempt to unravel this Proposition, and it will probably work.

The California Supreme Court has upheld a voter-approved ban on same-sex marriage, but it also decided that the estimated 18,000 gay couples who tied the knot before the law took effect will stay wed. The decision Tuesday rejected an argument by gay rights activists that the ban revised the California constitution’s equal protection clause to such a dramatic degree that it first needed the Legislature’s approval.

Smoke from huge tire fire envelops east Texas town.

Officials are meeting in Hawkins this morning to put a plan of action into motion following the outbreak of a huge tire fire that has blanketed much of the city in thick smoke. The mayor of Hawkins has warned residents with breathing problems, to leave. Hawkins schools are canceled. People are urged to go inside and keep their windows closed. A dump that contains an estimated 300,000 tires caught on fire last night and is blanketing much of the town with thick smoke.

Three year old girl awakens from coma singing “Mamma Mia.” She was so sick her mother had already kissed her goodbye.

A girl of three who fell into a coma after getting meningitis stunned her mum when she came round – singing Abba hit Mamma Mia. Layla Towsey was so ill after getting the brain bug she had been put on a life support machine and her mum had kissed her goodbye.

Quote of the day.

The Court of Appeals is where policy is made and I know this is on tape and I should never say that because we don’t make law. i know, I know….

-Sonia Sotomayor, Obama’s Supreme Court nominee.

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