Saturday Night Live Skit Skewers New York Governor David Paterson. He's A Little Pissed

December 15, 2008 just a regular guy

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Lighten up gov’ner, it’s just harmless fun. You know like when the bunch of clowns over at SNL mercilessly hammered away at Sarah Palin? Isn’t it interesting when a Democrat gets slapped around on a comedy show how the whiners for whatever advocacy group able to claim injury come out of the woodwork? For those that don’t know Paterson he is the guy that took over in the state of New York after the previous governor, Eliot Spitzer, was caught doinkin’ a high priced call girl young enough to be his daughter.

Paterson, no stranger to instances of fooling around on his wife, was evidently a little bit upset over the little skit performed by the SNL crew and spoke out about it along with others that were offended by what they claimed was a mocking of blind people.


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Joe Biden-Colin Powell-Barack Obama Crisis Scenario Finally Revealed!

December 15, 2008 just a regular guy

12-15-08

Many will remember the ominous warnings from both Senator Joe Biden (like Hillary Clinton he has yet to resign his senate seat and has not been elected veep by the Electoral College yet-as of this writing) and Colin Powell that some sinister plot awaits Mr. Barack Obama shortly after he takes up residence in the people’s White House. In case y’all missed it or may have forgotten let’s go over what these gentlemen had to say about the impending crisis Obama is pretty much guaranteed to be facing soon after inauguration day.

…there’s going to be a crisis come along on the 21st or 22nd of January that we don’t even know about right now…

A crisis? On January 21st or 22nd? Damn, how do he know fo’ sho’?
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Iraqi Journalist (and probable New York Times new hire) Throws Shoes At President Bush. George Ducks Them Both.

December 14, 2008 just a regular guy

12-14-08

A surprise visit to Iraq by President George Bush got a little hairy when a pair of shoes came flying towards his head while standing at the podium during a press conference.

An apparently upset Iraqi journalist was taken to the turf by security personnel after he yelled out something akin to, “This is a gift from the Iraqis. This is the farewell kiss, you dog!” and chucked his fine Iraqi footwear at the President’s noggin. Bush managed to duck out of the way and both shoes missed their mark. I seriously doubt this journalist, who by all accounts looks like he would fit in very well on the New York Times staff, would have ever had the balls to pull a stunt like this with the late Saddam Hussein.

Feel the love….

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In true Governor Blagojevich style….(bleep) off Olbermann!

December 13, 2008 just a regular guy

12-13-08

Obamamsnbc pays this Olbermann dolt $7 million dollars a year? For what? Chompin’ on Obama’s chalupa for an hour every night? &%$# off ya clown!

Olbermann gets Pwned. What a tool.

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Politicians Shredding The Constitution On A Daily Basis. No End To This Practice In Sight.

December 13, 2008 just a regular guy

12-13-08

“Everyone in government takes an oath to uphold the Constitution, but few do so. Beginning with John Adams, and proceeding to Abraham Lincoln, Woodrow Wilson, and George W. Bush, congress has enacted and the President has signed laws that have criminalized political speech, suspended Habeas Corpus, compelled support for war, forbade the freedom of contract, allowed the government to spy on Americans without a search warrant, and use tax payer dollars to shore up failing private banks.

All of this legislation is so obviously in conflict with the plain words of the Constitution, that one wonders how Congress gets away with it.”

“Congress has written over 4,000 criminal laws, that make up over one million pages of text. And, the law presumes that we understand all of it.

Does the Congress recognize any limits on it’s ability to legislate whatever it wants? Yes, whatever it can get away with.”

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With Panties In A Huge Wad, Liberals And Union People Furious Over Auto Bailout Rejection

December 13, 2008 just a regular guy

12-13-08

Wait just a minute here I thought the liberals despised the big greedy corporations in this country? You know like GM, Chrysler and Ford. Those nasty evil corporations that plunder the environment of raw materials to build stuff, turn an insanely huge profit on the backs of struggling workers barely getting by on low pay and anemic fringe benefits all the while lining the pockets of all those rich and rascally Republicans.

The liberals and domestic autoworker union members are bellyaching all over the place about the Senate voting down the automaker bailout bill and of course blaming the Republicans for its demise. (While these union people lash out only at the Republicans that voted against the bill and not the Democratic senators that were opposed to it they fail to mention their union gave $1.9 million to Democrats but only $11,500 to Republicans in the 2008 election cycle.) In actuality if the Democrats that voted NO and the ones that didn’t vote at all would have stepped up, including Harry Reid the Senate majority leader, and all voted YES it would have been a done dealeo since at least 10 Republicans voted against the wishes of the American people and followed the herd for passage of this abomination.
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Egyptian Cleric Screams For Obama To Convert To Islam…Or Else!

December 12, 2008 just a regular guy

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The Egyptian version of Reverend Wright aka Hassan Abu Al-Ashbal seems to be tossing Mr. Obama and the American people a bit of a threat here:

“Know Obama, that in the lands of Islam, there are people who seek death, and are eager for it, even more than you and your people are eager for life, any kind of life-even a life of humiliation.”

Nice. Real motivating there Hassan.

Islam, the religion of pieces.

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Bill Richardson, Obama's Presumptive Secretary of Commerce, Drops The "I" Bomb

December 10, 2008 jammer

12-10-08

Oooopsie. It appears that Obama’s choice for Secretary of Commerce, Bill Richardson, was habla espanol-ing one afternoon and let the old “I” bomb slip out when discussing what a great choice Obama would be for Hispanics as their president.

(count down until this video disappears from youtube……3…..2…..1)

“Barack Obama is the best candidate for the Hispanic community because our community wants a united country.

Obama is an immigrant…

When he speaks to Latinos he doesn’t just speak about immigration and civil rights….

Like half the country didn’t already know what was up with this Obama guy 😉

Reverend Manning getting a little worked up again:

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Obama Vows To Be Sworn In Using Full (Hussein) Name. Promises To Immediately Begin Kissing Muslim Ass.

December 10, 2008 jammer

12-10-08

In what comes as no real surprise to anyone that has spent more than an hour researching what information was available concerning his background Barack Hussein Obama has declared he will be sworn into office as president using his entire name. Throughout the presidential campaign his handlers made sure to quickly attack and disparage anyone using Obama’s middle name of Hussein calling them racist and “hateful.” This is the first recorded instance in the history of this country when a candidate for the highest office in the land appeared to be ashamed or at the very least defensive about the name given to him by his birth parents that I can find.

I’m sure Lee County Florida Sheriff Mike Scott is breathing a huge sigh of relief over this latest development. Many may remember the sheriff referred to Obama as “Barack Hussein Obama” at a Sarah Palin campaign appearance which the Republican presidential candidate John McLame quickly denounced as an untoward attempt by Scott to actually call his opponent by his real name or something like that. Good call there Juan.

“Ladies and gentleman, there are three types of people in our country today. There are people that make things happen, there are people that watch things, and there are people who wonder what happened. On November 4, let’s leave Barack Hussein Obama wondering what happened,” said Sheriff Scott to the crowd at Germain Arena Monday afternoon.

Those comments didn’t go over well with the McCain Campaign, but Sheriff Scott says he meant no harm by his remarks.

“Apparently there are a lot of people inferring something from his name, I don’t know. My name is Joseph. I don’t know what you would infer from that. Am I Joseph in the stable with Mary? What do you take from that? I don’t know,” said Sheriff Scott.

The McCain Campaign sent out the following statement in response after the remarks were made:

“We do not condone this inappropriate rhetoric which distracts from the real questions of judgment, character, and experience that voters will base their decisions on this November.”

The Obama Campaign also sent out a response of its own.

“It’s an implication that whoever has a Muslim-sounding name is Muslim, but the fact of the matter is he’s Christian and always has been. It sounds like the tone of today’s rally was based on negative attacks and fear tactics.”

Oh well, McLame really wasn’t in the game to win anyway as we came to find out 😉
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Environmentalists Wet Dream, The E.P.A. Considers A Cow Fart Tax.

December 10, 2008 jammer

12-10-08

A cow burp and fart tax proposed by the EPA. Can things get any more ridiculous in this country? What next a tax on your pet cat, dog, bird or hamster? As the government gives away billions of our hard earned dollars to companies that are in a mess primarily because of the very regulations that Congress places upon them we have now sunk to this level of stupid in America. Who are we going to go after for the millions of wild animals running amok tooting and belching up all those greenhouse gases? Their junk has to be just as “bad for the environment” as the cows, right?

While this idea surely gives the green weenies an orgasm a cow tax means a citizen tax just like a corporate or oil company “windfall profit” tax is simply passed on to the consumer in the form of higher prices. Duh.

As soon as Obama gets sworn into office this kind of rubbish will be par for the course after all he must find a way to soothe the anger of the far left loonies who aren’t too happy with a bunch of his moves as the presumptive president-elect to date. Hang onto your wallet folks your taxes are about ready to go sky high!

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