Hey Joe Biden, The Name Of The Movie Is A-v-a-t-a-r

The film Avatar has been a worldwide blockbuster since it’s release last month and has become the highest grossing film in history in record time. I’m reasonably certain even my dog is aware of that fact but we can always count on the man who is one step away from the presidency to be clueless as a lamp post when it comes to what’s going on around him.

What century would that be again there Joe?

And here he goes again with his stumbling bumbling and fumbling. Hey, it’s been awhile so let’s look back at some of those infamous Joe Biden gems we’re used to seeing and hearing on a regular basis shall we?

…how about that “meet Barack America!” moment?

“Stand up Chuck let em see ya!” (Yes folks, Chuck is confined to a wheelchair)

“You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent…”

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“Number two is the stability of a nuclear state called Afghanistan…” (Afghanistan is a nuclear state huh Joe?)

“…a three letter word, jobs! J-O-B-S…jobs!

“…when the stock market crashed Franklin Roosevelt got on television and didn’t just talk about the princes of greed. He said “look here’s what happened.” (Herbert Hoover was president in 1929 and there were only about 200 television sets in existence world wide in 1936, seven years after the crash)

“I stand by that statement.” (That on the job training doesn’t work out so well and Barack Obama isn’t ready to hold the office of POTUS)

“…quite frankly it might have been a better pick than me but she’s first rate.” (Biden wowing a crowd with his admission Hillary would have made a better choice for veep)

“Say uh, anybody got that internet number for that website the American people can go visit to see what all their hard earned money is being wasted on? Anybody? I know it’s a hard one to remember. Oh wait I got the number…it’s recovery dot gov and I’m in charge of overseeing the whole mess!”

“If we do everything right, if we do it with absolute certainty, there’s still a 30 percent chance we’re going to get it wrong.”– Biden discussing the stimulus package to members of Congress on February 6.

And last but not least who can forget the utterance “I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that’s a storybook, man” Joe Biden made about then candidate Barack Obama. (Interestingly audio clips of this comment have been scrubbed clean from Google owned youtube.)

Take it to the bank that I’ve only scratched the surface when it comes to the walking gaffe line Joe Biden but really now folks, what would happen if Sarah Palin had a long string of serial stupidity anywhere near what we have on display here? Kinda reminds me of an article I read awhile back…

Sarah Biden. Vice-Presidential meltdown.

Journalists continue to ask, “What was John McCain thinking in selecting the gaffe-prone Gov. Sarah Palin?”

In what has now become a disturbing pattern, the Alaska governor seems either unable or unwilling to avoid embarrassing statements that are often as untrue as they are outrageous. Recently, for example, in an exclusive interview with news anchor Katie Couric, Palin gushed, “When the stock market crashed, Franklin D. Roosevelt got on the television and didn’t just talk about the, you know, princes of greed. He said, ‘Look, here’s what happened.’ ” Apparently the former Alaskan beauty queen failed to realize that in 1929 there was neither widespread television nor was Franklin Roosevelt even President.

Sometimes the Idaho-native Palin seems to confuse and embarrass her own running mate. Shortly after her nomination, she introduced a “John McAmerica;” then she referred to the Republican ticket as the “Palin-McCain administration;” and finished by calling Sen. Obama, “Senator George Obama.” The Palin gaffes seem to be endless: on her way to Washington to meet the national press corps, Palin, the mother of five, once again stumbled — this time characterizing Senator Biden as “Congressman Joe Biden,” who, she chuckled, was “good looking.” …read the rest of this fabulous satire here>>>

The latest from this blithering idiot:

Vice President Joe Biden asked for God’s blessing for the late mother of Irish Prime Minister Brian Cowen during a White House celebration of St. Patrick’s Day—except the elderly lady is very much alive.

“God rest her soul,” Biden said Wednesday night as he introduced Cowen and President Barack Obama. He quickly caught himself and noted that it’s Cowen’s father who is no longer living. Of the prime minister’s mother, Biden said, “God bless her soul.”

Biden then cited the Irish proverb that “a silent mouth is sweet to hear” and yielded the podium to the president.

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