Get Ready For Obama Zombie Harassment


Knock knock,

“Who’s there?”

“An Obama-bot wanting all of your personal information and a signed pledge you will support anything our Dear Leader proposes no matter what!”

“Your guy is an incompetent fraud and has been an absolute disaster for this country. Get off my property you moron!”

“Well I’ve been trained that any resistance to our Dear Leader’s plans is considered to be an act of domestic terrorism. You are going to wish you had just filled out the forms and signed the pledge!”

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The audacity of this Obama machine is incredible. Harassing people at home, getting in their faces at the mall, the beach, the amusement parks…five months AFTER he has been elected! What in the hell is the matter with these clowns?

Obama has been a abject failure at everything he has done so far just as the half of the nation that stayed away from the tainted kool-aid knew he would be!

Now I know the first response of many people upon encountering one of these zombies would be to tell them to ram ‘n jam their clipboards up into that place where the birds don’t sing but these cretins, and it’s taught in their community organizing classes–I’ll bet money on it, have a little trick up their sleeve for those that fail to comply with this scam.

Just ask Jessica Hughes of Lufkin Texas how effective this little trick is,


A Lufkin woman received a surprise visit from the Secret Service last week because of a “death threat” comment she reportedly made about Sen. Barack Obama to a campaign volunteer asking for her support of the presidential candidate.

Two federal agents arrived at Jessica Hughes’ home Thursday to ask her if she said, “I will never support Obama and he will wind up dead on a hospital floor.”

Hughes said her words were deliberately twisted by a volunteer who was apparently unhappy Hughes was rude during a phone conversation. The Lufkin mother, a Republican, said she received a call on her cellphone Wednesday from a woman with the Obama Volunteers of Texarkana.

“She asked if I was an Obama supporter, to which I replied, ‘No, I don’t support him. Your guy is a socialist who voted four times in the state Senate to let little babies die in hospital closets; I think you should find something better to do with your time.’ (And then) I hung up.”

Hughes said she was surprised to see two Secret Service agents at her door, and upset to learn that the conversation she had with the volunteer apparently had not been recorded.

“She has made a charge that will follow me the rest of my life,” she said. “I find that repugnant and violating – that some person who got her undies in a bundle because she didn’t like what I had to say.”

I’ve come across several news articles describing how law enforcement officers have suddenly appeared at a citizen’s house to investigate some alleged threatening comment made about Obama. In this guy’s case all he had was a little sign in his car window and he wound up with a walk through of his home. So much for that pesky Fourth Amendment huh?

I have a couple of “community organizing” tricks of my own if one of these idiotsticks come wandering onto my porch and I encourage everyone out there to develop a few of their own. Oh, and have some fun with it.

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