Monthly Archives: January 2009

Some Barack Obama Memorabilia Guaranteed To "Love You Long Time"

In today’s you-can’t-make-this-stuff-up-department….just-a-regular-guy presents the one, the only (as far as we know) and more than likely, the unauthorized……

Barack Hussein Obama adult toy thingy!

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Obama Lied, CNN's Campbell Brown Cried.

Notice how Campbell Brown is sooo wistful, full of genuine angst, that her fella let her down? Well I have an idea Campbell (what the hell kind of name is that for a woman anyway?) how about you join us in a sing along?

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Nancy Pelosi Says "Family Planning" (Contraception AND Abortion?) Helps Economy

One day after the Vatican blasted Mr. Obama for his decision to resume abortion funding for international groups with U.S. taxpayer money House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, sat down with George Stephanopoulos on the ABC This Week show and announced to the country that we are be much better off with birth control funding in the “stimulus package” spending spree than we are without it…

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First It Was Free Digital Boxes For TVs, Now It's Free Cell Phones For Welfare Recipients. Can Free Home Theatre Systems Be Far Behind?

It’s seems the state of Alabama is going to have to wait awhile before it can start a new program to distribute “free” cell phones and service to the state’s “poor.” The hitch seems to be a federal requirement that the phones must be compatible with 9-1-1 systems throughout the state which really bums the cell phone company pushing the deal that stands to make them a nice profit…

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Obama Orders Missile Strikes In Pakistan Killing 22 People, Reportedly Women And Children Among Them

In an effort to appease all of the anti-war protesters that helped vote him into office (sarcasm intended) Mr. Obama ordered Predator missile strikes into tribal regions of Pakistan along the Afghanistan border last Friday killing “at least 22 people” many reported to be women and children. In addition it was reported that a separate raid by American military personnel in Afghanistan “killed 16 civilians” prompting condemnation from Afghan president, Hamid Karzai.

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Police Make Dope Bust In Upstate New York, Heroin Packets Stamped "OBAMA"

In what could only be described as an Obamanation some dope dealers in upstate New York thought it would be a terrific idea to name the heroin products they offered for sale in little envelopes ‘Obama’…

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He's Back, With Another Shot Of Reality

Over 95% of the black population voted for Obama this last election hoping to finally, after 50 years of supporting Democrats, see some kind of return on their investment…

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It's A Bird! It's A Plane! Maybe It's Superman Coming To Save The Country From An Obama Disaster!

1-24-09 Nope, none of the above. It’s really George W. Bush getting the hell out of Washington DC just as soon as he can!

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A "Chia Pet" Barack Hussein Obama? Sure, Why Not!

I’m not sure it would be humanly possible to make this one up no matter how hard one tried but have you ever heard of chia pets? They are these little clay figurines that you slop some seeds onto then water and they grow what looks like hair or fur? Guess who’s growing some grassy stuff right out the top of his head?

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Liberals Dry Heaving Over Hillary Clinton Replacement, Democratic Congresswoman Kirsten Gillibrand

New York Governor David Paterson announced the replacement for Hillary Clinton’s vacated Senate seat today by selecting U.S. Democratic Congresswoman Kirsten Gillibrand…and predictably the liberals go apeshit. Evidently all was cool when she was going about her business for two terms in the U.S. House of Representatives but when Paterson made his choice public the media couldn’t wait to go track down anyone that could be quoted as being aghast that this woman, who is endorsed by the NRA, could possibly be the right person for the job.

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