Obama, msnbc Team Up In New Administration. Chris Matthews To Be First S.o.A.K.

12-01-08

Apparently it’s a done deal. Barack Obama, the man that is not yet the President-Elect contrary to what his goofy little podium sign says, has announced that msnbc will be his official White House media representatives after their outstanding efforts of clouding the issues, refusals to conduct any research into his questionable and mysterious past and the continual fawning over his really rough around the edges wife Michelle this past election cycle.

In keeping with their (Obama and msnbc) campaign slogan promising “change” msnbc rolled out a new advertising jingle awhile back that dovetails beautifully into the new administration’s daily announcements of Clinton era retreads for cabinet and advisory positions. While most of us realize there is absolutely no “change” here these folks haven’t quite caught on yet.

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In what can best be described as nothing short of an act of monumental appreciation Obama is rumored to have narrowed down his choice for the newly minted Cabinet position of Secretary of Ass Kissing to msnbc’s Chris Matthews who by all accounts appears ready to accept and ready to get those lips….stinky.

Don’t you just love it when he says “most of America” feels a certain way towards Obama? Come to think of it maybe he should just stick to saying…most of his viewers feel “that way.” There ya go Chrissy, fixed it for ya.

It what is sure to cement his appointment as the very first Secretary of Ass Kissing in the Obama regime administration Matthews continues on, telling America he will do whatever it takes to “make this thing work….” Hey, that’s his job!

Now I know millions of people out there do not watch the lowly rated msnbc Obamanbc so some of this might come off as a little weird. Heck, even uber lib Bill Maher thought there was some funky stuff going on over there in that Obamanbc studio….

Gee, seems like just yesterday Mr. Matthews was baggin’ all over a staunch Obama supporter doesn’t it?. Gosh, what a difference a few months can make for those fairweather folks huh?